Sometimes I just want to die, but then I think;
"Oh hey, look at that piece of pie. Looks delicious."

Hello! My name's Hannah, and that girl you see over there who's cutting coupons out of magazines that we're never going to use, that's Abby. 
For about the last year-year and a half Miss Abby and I have had this wild idea to start a band, just in the last few months have we acted upon this. (and when I mean acted upon,  I really mean we sit and joke about how I'm constantly shitting myself and she's an emotional cock block... ANYWAYS)

We are two emotional wrecks who have troubled thoughts and---- OH LOOK A BUTTERFLY!!!!!!! WOW SO MAJESTIC! JUST LIKE THE WHALE!
*Instanenious Insanity* 
We're Hufflepuffs...... This about sums up everything, Abby care to add anything??  (Follow our other account for shit updates @WeasleyWizardWheezez @KazooMeDad

Hello, there. I'm the emotional cock block Hannah is talking about (speaking of which, I attempted to keep this FORMAL and PROFESSIONAL but nooOoo Hannah has decided to be a dick about it)
Oh what am I talking about? I actually give no shits. This is a fucking emo ass band, we are supposed to be dickheads.
Uh... We suck? I mean what else is new? (We also suck dick for $5)