Hey there, I'm Christia. I'm probably the most sarcastic person you will ever meet. I can be a tab bit of a pessimist. I'm indecisive, I never want to miss out on anything. The grass is always greener on the other side and shit. I firmly believe in cussing, just not in excess. I don't need to hear the f-bomb every other word. I can be a grammar nazi. Esspecially over neither, nor and either, or. Get it right people. I love music, with a firey passion that burns deep within my soul. I have a super, duper, dirty sence of humor (I have a new found obsession with George Watsky and Jenna Marbles, If you don't know them look them up.) I'm a control freak about certain things. I'm the girl people don't mess with; I'm not afraid to throw a punch. I'm not a dime a dozen. I can be a total ditz. I'm really loud, when I want to be. I can be blunt, but I'm not trying to be rude. I love running amuck in Wal-Mart. I love quotes and irony. I tend to tell people to not be stupid. Alot. I have zero patience for idiocracy. I love world travel. I'm a bit of a city girl, stuck in the "middle-of-freaking-nowhere" aka Missouri. I'm a lover. I'm a fighter. I'm whatever the hell I wanna be. I will drop everything to help someone out. I'm Christia. And yes, that is how you spell my name.