I write stories sometimes. Whenever I feel like it. Beats yelling at other people and making them run away from you, though. 
Due to balancing time between work, education, practicing the electric guitar and piano, drawing, and sleeping, I will NEVER have a consistent schedule. But I will always be determined to make my stories with passion and hard work, even if said stories are fanfics and not cool original stories.
I at least try to make my stories GOOD, though, and I'm still learning about the boundaries between a well-written story and another shitty fanfiction, and I'm figuring out what my limits are and what limits I can push.

Will write pretty much anything, including snark. Especially snark. Fasten your seatbelts ladies and gentlemen. You're in for a wild ride....