Why, hello there. I am creating a profile that will reflect the true "me". The real me festers deep within the parietal region of my brain. The parietal lobe, if you did not know, controls manipulation of objects. This lobe is quite active when I am online, as I find that most internet-goers are fairly dim-witted. Ergo, they are fun to manipulate. I kid, I kid.
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No, really. No one is so cruel as to pick on the mentally inferior in such a vulnerable environment as the internet. 
But, they do. Give it a go. It's more entertaining than you might think.
Why am I telling you this on Wattpad? Well, Wattpad is the primal virtual breeding ground for idiots. If you look at any piece of writing here, I guarantee that it'll be chock-full of laughable mistakes that only an English class-deprived menial would make.
Given that fact, it should come to you as no surprise that the only people here are those kind of language-less idiots previously mentioned. 
The idiots are not alone. Like high school, there are two kinds of people.
We have the bullies and the nerds. Now, the bullies are not *true* bullies (we are a docile , hate-less bunch), but rather, they are just critical toward the mentally inferior. We like to point out their elementary mistakes for a cheap chuckle. 
I am one of those.
Do not judge me unless you have tried my way of life.
Not that most of you could, anyway. You haven't the book smarts to correct others.
Stop reading and get on with your life. Now.
I have worldly duties to fulfill;  I'm sure that you do, too.
Go on, now.
Shoo shoo.
*BOOM*
Goodbye, world. 

Forever with love,

pingwin