I was born and raised on a small farm in southern England, and that is where my imagination and love of reading began, since I couldn't be bothered with farm work.

My early education was spent primarily annoying my teachers as I believed myself to be smarter than most of them and let them know about it.

While at the university of Cambridge I studied literature and philosophy. I was voted by my classmates as "most likely to form a religion or cult". I threatened to take down the entire department of philosophy with my now renowned one-word dictum to answer the great philosophical questions: What should we do? and What is there? that word: Jack-sh*t.

Following my studies I spent two years with a nudist colony where I truly learned to free my inner wang (as it were).

I now reside in Canada as I find it much less silly than Britain.