𝐈'𝐦 𝐄𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐞! Ú𝐰Ú
𝐩𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐧 𝐛𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐞 🥺 𝐈'𝐦 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐟𝐭𝐢𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐮𝐩 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐲𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 :(

𝐇𝐮𝐫𝐭 𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐣𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐮𝐩! 𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐚 𝐟𝐨𝐨𝐭𝐛𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐨 𝐡𝐞𝐬 𝐯𝐞𝐰𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐰𝐨𝐧𝐠! 

𝙵𝚎𝚎𝚕 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚖 𝚖𝚎 ;) 𝙸'𝚕𝚕 𝚊𝚗𝚜𝚠𝚎𝚛 𝚊𝚜 𝚜𝚘𝚘𝚗 𝚊𝚜 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚋𝚕𝚎! 𝙼𝚊𝚢𝚋𝚎 𝙸'𝚕𝚕 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚋𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚍 𝚔𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚗 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚍𝚘𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚕 my 𝚓𝚊𝚔𝚎y 𝚙𝚠𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎! QwQ

(ps im a MAJOR Blake X Frenchie shipper so pwease ship with me)

also whos Eddie i really need to know

shifing

It's not satire guys!! Im just a softie UwU