The gayer, the better, unless, of course, you're here for my ONE heterosexual story.
Have fun, I guess.
My life is a mess, and my internet connection is wonky; if a story goes on a long hiatus and you feel suspicious that the story has been abandoned, you can always check on Archive of Our Own under the same name.

This is because I lost all the account information for my Fanfiction.net and am now paranoid.