Crackfic Dealer

also uhh happy halloween ig

"So how are you going to make them believe what you are going to say?"
          
          "Simple, Captain. My briefcase has the necessary documents. But in case you still question it... Remember what happened in this very chamber in 2003? Your universe, at least."
          
          "Colin Powell and his viral-of-salt-or-something? Just to let you know, dark matter is not whatever Powell put in the vial back then. And whatever the Combine is using certainly wasn't supposed to be contained in a glass vial."
          
          "The problem is not the vial. The problem is the art of bullshitting. We give them a plausible casus belli, make them believe that we are their best shot at at least stopping the Combine from spreading to this reality and universe. No, I'm not scamming them - we do have that capability. It's just that we need them to give us a blank check so that we are not on too many leashes."
          
          "It better work, ma'am, or I'm chickening out."
          
          (yeah it's a small and unofficial spoiler)

Happy 18th Anniversary, Hatsune Miku!!!
          
          Also happy Hari Kebangsaan to all Malaysian Wattpadders out there!!!!
          
          (that’s all I wanted to say for now ig)

[OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT REGARDING SCHLEP SITUATION]
          I don't fucking know what to say now.
          
          This announcement is not about my story or anything; it's about the actively developing situation of that one pred catcher on Roblox.
          
          Truthfully, I've followed the case since... I don't know, but when it became trending on X, I monitored it in almost real time (duh, I've been doing it alone until, like, two days ago; don't blame me). 
          
          Initially, I decided to stay neutral in this. However, after further digging and analysis, I've reconsidered my stance on the matter. All I want to say now is that Roblox didn't just make a mistake; they are, and I quote those rant videos on YT Shorts, "collecting Ls like they are speedrunning their downfall." Their stock got hit, Louisiana Attorney General Liz Murrill is suing Roblox, U.S. Rep. Ro Khanna is making a fucking petition, multiple creators (KreekCraft too, yeah) quit the Star Program, Qatar and Indonesia are banning Roblox, #freeSchlep became trending as a form of protest, and so on.
          
          It wouldn't be a huge bullshit, though... if Roblox didn't fucking ban anything Schlep- or freeSchlep-related. Typing FREESCHLEP in chat? Boom. A warn, a tempo ban, even a bye-bye to your account. I know that Roblox moderation is bullshit, but this is on an entirely different level.
          
          That's what made me shift my stance on the controversy. Roblox is not a child-friendly platform ofc. Roblox is not becoming a simple pred-friendly habitat either. Roblox, under David B.'s leadership, is becoming a dystopian corporate dictatorship that, if it physically existed as a nation, then #freeSchlep means getting executed by a firing squad, while everything Schlep-related is being thrown into their fucking Orwellian memory hole.
          
          With the direction Roblox is going rn, I'm very certain that if they don't change, more countries (like Vietnam, China, or the UK) will follow Qatar and Indonesia's footsteps (tldr: banning Roblox). 
          
          Me? I'm here for it.
           #freeSchlep

Okay, sorry for being barely active on Wattpad and AO3 rn
          
          No, I'm not really having writer's block or planning to retire prematurely. It's just that my things are complicated.
          
          Basically, I'm on my fuckshit again. Turns out my ARG will also span to the Examination Discord Server too. If you want to know what I'm doing, you know where to look for that.
          
          That's all and I WOULD RATHER SOLOING GILBERT 39 TIMES THAN GOING UP AGAINST FLARE BY MYSELF EVEN ONCE ISTG.
          
          (Flare definitely deserves to be called an SCP)
          
          T180000G 08082025 OP-TRISKAIDEKAGRAM SCPFVN-LARPKINGDOM-EXAMINATION

idgaf about whether I'm making reports and dossiers for my ARG or not, bureaucracy's a proficient killer. :sob:

Okay, while I'm still cooking my shits, I will translate this to Vietnamese.
          
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/375573953-blue-archive-red-dawn-rises-remake
          
          Will begin translation after the author's approval.
          
          (@Red_Actual and @bubs_leverage pls ignore this, the translation will be Vietnamese-oriented)

Had insomnia and stroke, so I will make a Find G-Man Spoiler ARG.

Had a stroke, decided to make Eleanor Forte an Admiral in Find G-Man in the upcoming chapters after c-larping as Teto because yes.
          
          FBTE's a shitshow right now btw. Might as well practice Tetoris on my piano because fuck my upcoming DvN crackfic.

Okay, I have something to say now.
          
          Just because I'm off the grid doesn't mean I'm retired and lying low. Because while sorting out my shits, I have updated fuckton of things. 
          
          Basically, LA's fucked. Places raided, immigrants got iced (no shit, whoever within Homeland Security came up with ICE as the abbreviation for a three letter agency about immigration is a fucking frozen genius), people protested, Trump and his second administration sending Cal Guard and Marines into LA, Governor and Mayor opposing Trump administration, protesters clashing with both local and federal forces, it's a fucking shitshow there rn. Glad I'm in Hanoi and not LA. Wouldn't plan to go there anytime soon.
          
          ICE bullshits and LA protests aside, how would this affect my story? What happened in real life also happened in Find G-Man's real world and FBTE's Earth; that's your answer. 
          
          Benjamin's Army-turned-LAPD, and DvN: From Baseplate to Earth would be a political drama set during the Trump administration on Earth. Not to mention, Find G-Man's timeline in its real world starts from the last days of the Biden administration and would primarily take place during Trump's second presidency. Wouldn't be a problem if my policy wasn't about writing shits as historically accurate as possible, whether it's about things years ago like 9 Eleven or shits as recent as the fuckery at LA.
          
          Anyways, Find G-Man's Crescendo, FBTE, and the oneshot about the fictionalized version of my birthday are in progress. I have had enough of my yapping. 
          
          If you want to discuss shits happening rn, you can do that by PM me on Discord.