Crackfic Dealer

Merry Christmas guys :D

Project Ivy is out: https://archiveofourown.org/works/75072111/chapters/196166781
          
          (help)

Let's be honest: I'm sorry because I can't keep the promise.
          
          Yeah, I know that I promised that Project Ivy would be released on AO3 on December 29. However, due to certain circumstances, that bs won't be released on 29.
          
          Why?
          
          Welp, turned out Project Ivy can and will be released SOONER than I thought (yay)
          
          Also Find G-Man will be up again soon. Stay tuned.
          
          That's all and PRIM IS NOT A BELKAN

So, Ace Combat 8 next year
          
          I feel like I'm ascending to the Heavenly Yard rn :D
          
          Anyway, Project Ivy will be released on AO3 on December 29, and Find G-Man will be restored on Wattpad next week. Stay tuned!

lost my mind while doing shits for examination lore and my hl/p x vocaloid crackfic at the same time, and my brain fuckin' drifted from "if Strangereal was the Fourth Period in Evillious Chronicles" to what if our fav servant Allen was the representation of every Ace Combat player (Electrosphere, Joint Assault, Assault Horizon, and Infinity doesn't count), would you guys pay to see that shit

also uhh happy halloween ig

"So how are you going to make them believe what you are going to say?"
          
          "Simple, Captain. My briefcase has the necessary documents. But in case you still question it... Remember what happened in this very chamber in 2003? Your universe, at least."
          
          "Colin Powell and his viral-of-salt-or-something? Just to let you know, dark matter is not whatever Powell put in the vial back then. And whatever the Combine is using certainly wasn't supposed to be contained in a glass vial."
          
          "The problem is not the vial. The problem is the art of bullshitting. We give them a plausible casus belli, make them believe that we are their best shot at at least stopping the Combine from spreading to this reality and universe. No, I'm not scamming them - we do have that capability. It's just that we need them to give us a blank check so that we are not on too many leashes."
          
          "It better work, ma'am, or I'm chickening out."
          
          (yeah it's a small and unofficial spoiler)

Happy 18th Anniversary, Hatsune Miku!!!
          
          Also happy Hari Kebangsaan to all Malaysian Wattpadders out there!!!!
          
          (that’s all I wanted to say for now ig)

[OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT REGARDING SCHLEP SITUATION]
          I don't fucking know what to say now.
          
          This announcement is not about my story or anything; it's about the actively developing situation of that one pred catcher on Roblox.
          
          Truthfully, I've followed the case since... I don't know, but when it became trending on X, I monitored it in almost real time (duh, I've been doing it alone until, like, two days ago; don't blame me). 
          
          Initially, I decided to stay neutral in this. However, after further digging and analysis, I've reconsidered my stance on the matter. All I want to say now is that Roblox didn't just make a mistake; they are, and I quote those rant videos on YT Shorts, "collecting Ls like they are speedrunning their downfall." Their stock got hit, Louisiana Attorney General Liz Murrill is suing Roblox, U.S. Rep. Ro Khanna is making a fucking petition, multiple creators (KreekCraft too, yeah) quit the Star Program, Qatar and Indonesia are banning Roblox, #freeSchlep became trending as a form of protest, and so on.
          
          It wouldn't be a huge bullshit, though... if Roblox didn't fucking ban anything Schlep- or freeSchlep-related. Typing FREESCHLEP in chat? Boom. A warn, a tempo ban, even a bye-bye to your account. I know that Roblox moderation is bullshit, but this is on an entirely different level.
          
          That's what made me shift my stance on the controversy. Roblox is not a child-friendly platform ofc. Roblox is not becoming a simple pred-friendly habitat either. Roblox, under David B.'s leadership, is becoming a dystopian corporate dictatorship that, if it physically existed as a nation, then #freeSchlep means getting executed by a firing squad, while everything Schlep-related is being thrown into their fucking Orwellian memory hole.
          
          With the direction Roblox is going rn, I'm very certain that if they don't change, more countries (like Vietnam, China, or the UK) will follow Qatar and Indonesia's footsteps (tldr: banning Roblox). 
          
          Me? I'm here for it.
           #freeSchlep

Okay, sorry for being barely active on Wattpad and AO3 rn
          
          No, I'm not really having writer's block or planning to retire prematurely. It's just that my things are complicated.
          
          Basically, I'm on my fuckshit again. Turns out my ARG will also span to the Examination Discord Server too. If you want to know what I'm doing, you know where to look for that.
          
          That's all and I WOULD RATHER SOLOING GILBERT 39 TIMES THAN GOING UP AGAINST FLARE BY MYSELF EVEN ONCE ISTG.
          
          (Flare definitely deserves to be called an SCP)
          
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