Crackfic Dealer

Sneak peek of the bullshit I'm cooking right now. No one asked, but I will post it anyway.
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          TERMINATE SUBJECT "Emissary"? [Y/N]
          
          AUTHORIZATION INPUT CONFIRMED
          
          ADMINISTRATOR CREDENTIAL CONFIRMED
          
          EJECTION AND TERMINATION IN 5...
          
          4...
          
          3...
          
          2...
          
          1...
          
          SUBJECT: Emissary
          
          STATUS: TERMINATED
          
          CLAUSE: SECT. 5-12B
          
          CONDITION: FAILURE TO NETWORK TO COMMAND PROCESSOR
          
          "go f yourself loser"
          
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          ENTITIES "Noobs" AND "Dummies" TRANSFERRED SUCCESSFULLY
          
          TERMINATE MODULE "Baseplate.sim"? [Y/N]
          
          AUTHORIZATION INPUT CONFIRMED
          
          ADMINISTRATOR CREDENTIAL CONFIRMED
          
          INACTIVATION AND TERMINATION IN 5...
          
          4...
          
          3...
          
          2...
          
          1...
          
          MODULE: Baseplate.sim
          
          STATUS: TERMINATED
          
          CLAUSE: SECT. 5-12B
          
          CONDITION: FAILURE TO NETWORK TO COMMAND PROCESSOR
          
          "Welcome to your new home, Dominians and Nusians. Hope the Chinese and Americans won't set their eyes on you all. Godspeed."

So, just to make it clear.
          
          Currently I'm engrossed with both DNAHLAPCC Book One and the DvN isekai crackfic now.
          
          So don't expect me to cook at a fast rate. I will do one chapter of one story at one time. When I complete a story's chapter, I will cook the next chapter of another story until one of them is finished.
          
          That's all. As always, everything I cooked are absolute bullshits.