Hey there, business partners!

This is literally the meth lab where I cook my crackfics. No, cracks were not involved. Yes, this account is where I post my crackfics. No, I'm not high, just eccentric.

Oh and by the way, I will put some effort into my crackfics. Feel free to enjoy and... well, don't expect me to cook so often, 'cause I am not Walter White.

One last thing: don't even think about pirating my crackfics for crossposting. I will do it myself.

So, welcome. Welcome to my deal. Where almost nothing makes sense, and where everything I cooked are complete bullshits.

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  • JoinedNovember 22, 2021


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