Shrek_Is_Life

My dad just said that I won't get christmas presents because I called him annoying. Do you guys think he joking or not?

I have school tomorrow and I don't have the slightest clue on what I should do on the first day because we were supposed to see our teachers the day we were getting our computers and non of the teachers showed up. To top it all off I have to find 3x three prong binders. Someone send help.

There is a fly agressivly flying around my room rn

What type of stereotype do you think it will die first in the zombie apocalypse and why do you think that?

Me to the school shooter: whoa chill Jamal no need to pull out the AR-9

My sister got hurt from slipping in the rain so I'ma fist fight the rain real quick anyone want to join?

Guys I'm thinking of making a new story about a girl and her magic turtles adventure to a new dimension. What do you guys think?

My cat and dog had nightmare's and are now I'm my room sleeping. It's the cutest thing I've ever seen.

People who have a poop or explosive diarrhea kinks how does it feel to fuel my night mares and also watch two girls and one cup

Rip to tecnoblade the dream smp will never be the same without you and your flashiness, grace, and strength will also be missed