[picks up the phone] mmmmm yes hello this is dog

i mostly write gay fantasy stuff and also i don't use a lot of capital letters when not actually writing Serious Fiction

my name is bone and i live in the pacific northwest. i own a lot of animals, and spend a lot of time infodumping about things and watching shitty reality tv. one time i had an eating contest with someone over jalapeno chips. neither of us won that one. we ended up pouring water over our heads while trying to get the burning sensation out of our mouths.

also: i use they/them pronouns; i'm genderqueer or something along those lines. gender is complicated and i don't like it much.

i can be found on tumblr at jeangreydefensesquad

also i should probably mention that i'm sometimes really slow to reply to things—i'm disabled, mentally ill, and autistic. the entire thing just kind of explodes sometimes into a clusterfuck of awful and makes it hard to interact. i promise it doesn't mean i hate you it just means that i have the energy for very few things in any given period of time.


= judicium usually updates every other tuesday but sometimes gets horribly delayed due to aforementioned reasons =