Nice to meet you! Oh. I am not meeting you? Fine. Nice to... have you reading this! I'm Friday. My surname is obviously not Faerie, but it sounds nice. What else can I say?

 

That's probably all I can say. Too bad.

Oh, wait! I can say that I'm an award winning author! Too bad the awards I won had nothing got to do with writing stories. But I still won awards, and I can still say that, can't I?

Yours sincerely,
Friday Faerie