I've heard of this place called reality... I sounds like a really cool place. I tried going there once. I didn't seem to fit in though. :( So I live in a world called Subconcious. It's pretty cool here. I can be who want to be without judgment. And so can my rainbow monkey unicorn, Floof! I like talking randomly. And these are my opinions on world issues:

Pineapples have feelings too!
 I like babies, do you like babies?  
Potatoes are cute.
 I am a bee-yoo-ti-fool butterfly. 
Pink is a flavor. World peace is world peace. 
I puke rainbows. 
Nyanyanyanyanyanya. 
Yes, I substitute the Nyan Cat when it's on maternity leave. 
Poptarts are silly. 
Bababababanana bababababanana potato naaaaaaa bananaaaaaa... <--- My favorite song 
I'm a dwarf who's in love with a giant. 
Ze mustache makes anyone look awesome.
I am a HIMYM noob. 
I like the word noob.
I think orange juice is the life blood of the world. o_O
Bananaaaaaaa potato naaaaaaaaaaaa. Bananaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

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