I only aspire to have the best username out there, and right now I only have a good username

- My grandma gets more texts than I do
- I can never find matching socks

"When your country is in mayhem and you don't know how to fix it and you don't know if any of your relationships are actually meaningful because of this generation's communication barrier but you keep making memes and dyeing your hair like everything's fine."
- Some meme I found on the Internet that is totally relatable
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  • JoinedJune 8, 2014