Writes suspense, thriller, and horror. Also writes with the ~OXFORD COMMA~

Hi, I'm Rich, and this is my desperate attempt to become Stephen King's friend (please, notice me, senpai).  My goal is to make two dollars off my writing and for Stephen King to finally return my calls. 

My favorite quote is from my mother who told me, "Rich, you'd be miserable everywhere. May as well be miserable here."

I'm always down for a R4R, just message me if you're interested. When leaving comments, don't be afraid to be brutal: I'm too jaded and need to feel something. If it's about romance, I'm aroace, be nice to me.