DuCkSrFaB

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HAI.
          
          Coooooooool book, ‘Arry. Very nice use of English there, I detect. Add some more violence and smut to it and it will be superb, I tell ya!
          
          Draco: “Shut the fuck up, Mudblood. You're scaring her off.” 
          
          Me: “I'm nawt scaring her offffff.”
          
          Draco: “She has Harry's name; Harriet. Why the fuck is she called that? HARRY'S MINE.”
          
          Me: *Meeps.* 
          
          If I were you, I'd run. Maybe. Maybe not. Draco's a possessive bastard (“FUCK YOU.”) and he doesn't really like people sharing the same name as Harry. So. Run, ‘Arry, run!
          
          ;DD High on Tipp-ex, honestly. I Lurve your book, though. Kind of sad I'm not the first one to comment on your board or whatever the fuck. Damn you, Saira... *Plots her death.*
          
          Anyway! I shall read any other books of yours and would be absolutely delighted if you were to do the same. Maybeeeee. ;3 
          
          Bai! Have a good time reading smut!
          
          Mad Hatter Out! ;3

DuCkSrFaB

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YASS. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
            
            Draco and Harry are mine; so, naturally, threesome all the time. ;D You can have Neville - apparently puberty works differently in England. Have you seen Dudley? xD Hot as fuck, he is. Neville, I mean. Dudley's alright.
            
            Harry's not always waiting in bed - but mostly, yeah. Getting himself prepared and shit. ;Pp
            
            Draco: “Waiting for my large co-”
            
            Me: *Clamps hand over Draco's mouth.* “Shut the fuck up - we have children here.”
            
            Draco: *Lewd grin. Licks hand.* 
            
            Me: *Takes hand away, rubs on Harry.* “Ugh. Gross. Saliva.”
            
            Harry: “EXCUSE ME, PEOPLE! I HAVE NOT BEEN IN MANY OF THESE CONVOS BECAUSE NO ONE ALLOWS ME TO! HONESTLY! I FEEL LIKE I'M IN A FUCKING CAGE WITH YOU FUCKTARDS IN IT AS WELL - CONSTRICTING ME FROM LIVING MY LIFE!”
            
            Draco: “The only life you have is spreading your legs and giving head.”
            
            Harry: “CAN YOU BLOODY NOT!? I AM SICK OF BEING TREATED LIKE A FUCK TOY!”
            
            Draco: “But, Harry, you are-”
            
            Me: “Dooooon't listen to this wanker. We love you Harry. And you can be with us, sorry for making you feel unloved.” *Hugs.*
            
            Harry: *Hugs back.* “I hate both you and Draco.. But not Harriet - I mean, she has my name! And she's a girl! And she's a Wizard! And-”
            
            Draco: “OK, we get it. You love her.”
            
            You: *Flips hair.* “Everyoneee loves meh.”
            
            Draco: *Death glare.* “Sure - go to Longbottom, have a threesome with him and Loony Lovegood. We are going to depart.” 
            
            Harry: “Are we?”
            
            Me: “Should we?”
            
            Draco: *Growls.* “Yes - both of you, now. In bed. At this moment. Naked.” 
            
            Me: *Shrugs.* “Welp, got to goooo. Baaaaaai. Have fun having a threesome!”
            
            Harry: *Waves.* 
            
            Draco: “Just go.”
            
            What book are we talking about? ;Pp What book, indeeeeeed. 
            
            Bai! See ya tomorrow! 
            
            Mad Hatter Out! ;3
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@DuCkSrFaB  ha ha Draco Harry threesome sounds....... interesting wait what book are we talking about? Also, it's cool if I can have Neville I mean have you seen him now because he was fucking ugly before but how he is hot as shit I mean what happened! I wonder where Harry is throughout these conversations. 
            
            Oh that's right waiting in bed for Draco ;)
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DuCkSrFaB

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'Tis okaii; Draco may look like he can kill someone but he's actually a cinnamon roll - deeeeeeep down inside. 
            
            Draco: *Clamps hand over Maddy's mouth.* “Don't listen to this bitch, she's high on Tip-ex, or whatever you call that Muggle shit.”
            
            Me: *Licks Draco's hand.*
            
            Draco: *Pulls disgusted face.* “You're a savage, you know that? And, it's alright if many people call you ‘Harry,’ you seem decent enough - just remember, Harry's mine.”
            
            Me: *Bites Draco's hand.*
            
            Draco: *Still doesn't remove hand.* “That hardly hurt, you Baka Chibi. Harriet, you should love me and be scared of me. Everyone loves me, and is afraid of me. ‘Cause that's how I roll, bitches.” *Smirks.*
            
            Me: *Rolls eyes.*
            
            Draco: *Grins.* “I won't kill you... For now.” 
            
            O_O If I were you, I'd keep my house under lock and key, and wouldn't come out. xD Draco's onto you. Not in that way - since he's with Harry. I'd hurt you if Draco was on top of you, and not meh. *Cries.* Jokes. Just remember, Draco and Harry are mine. ;_; 
            
            Draco: *Pervert Grin.* “You can be on top of me any day, Mudblood Bitch.”
            
            Yaaaas. Don't know who he's saying that to, maybe you, maybe me. Depends. Meh. Anyway - I had a point to this meaningless convo. And that was... Eh.. Draco's answered all of this shite. Oh! Your book was cool, I saw you today in school, I'll vote for you, etc etc. 
            
            ;D 'Tis all. Bai!
            
            Mad Hatter Out! ;3
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