Heather Hill - mum of five (not the band) is the best selling author of the hilarious, empowering novel for women, 'The New Mrs D'.

She is one of a rare kind; the rare kind being a member of the O negative blood group, pitch perfect (therefore unable to fully enjoy the atonal drones of Scotland's bagpipes) and one of the 0.5% of females that is ever-so-slightly colour blind. She is known to have been prevented from leaving the house with blue eyebrows on at at least one occasion.