I'm a sociopathic hunter Timelord. My name is Karkat and I fly a giant robotic space cat. My secondary job is to carry a lantern around with the soul of my dead brother inside. My best friend is a Flying Dorito Demon. My drug dealer's boyfriend fell out of a tree and broke his arm, then told everyone they were just friends. My drug dealer's best friend blew himself and the boiler room up right in front of a walking blue scrunchy. I'm never trusting regular Mountain Dew again. Can I go back to 1776 when everything was happy and "Pardon Me"? My favorite personality is Patton. Americano Daddo is OP af in the first movie. Space Grape with Painted Rocks needs to die in a fucking hole. Also, I CHIME IN AND I'M STRESSED OUT!

Am I missing a fandom? Oh, yes. YOU'RE A HARRY, WIZARD!

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Put this on your profile if you're against bullying!
Dear Bullies, 
Remember that boy you pushed earlier? He committed suicide. That girl you called fat? She's starving herself. The girl you called a slut because she was pregnant? She was raped. And that boy you teased for crying. His mother died. You know that man you made fun of for his scars? He fought for our country. The man you stole the leather pouch off of? He's homeless. And all the other people you have been mean to? You've either hurt them really bad or ruined their life. Post this on your profile if you're against bullying. I bet 99% of you won't, but for the 1% of you with heart and time, then show it.