(Looking back at this makes me laugh, so I'm just keeping it. Added translation, you're welcome.)
✡︎📭︎☠︎🖳︎ 🕈☟☜☼☜ ✌💣 ✋✍ ✋ 👎⚐☠🕯❄ 😐☠⚐🕈📪 🕈☟⚐ 😐☠⚐🕈💧📪 💣✌✡👌☜ ✋🕯💣 👌☜☟✋☠👎 ✡⚐🕆📪 💣✌✡👌☜ ✋🕯💣 ☠⚐❄📬 🕈☟⚐📬📬📬 😐☠⚐🕈💧📬📬📬

⚐☹👎 💧🏱⚐☼❄📬
Translation: Y︎/︎N︎:︎ WHERE AM I? I DON'T KNOW, WHO KNOWS, MAYBE I'M BEHIND YOU, MAYBE I'M NOT. WHO... KNOWS... OLD SPORT.
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❄☟✌❄ ✋💧 ✌☹☹📬📬📬 ⚐☹👎 💧🏱⚐☼❄💧📬
Translation: THAT IS ALL... OLD SPORTS. #CHARA-PROTECTION-SQUAD
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Don't mind this part, this is just links to sh*ts and giggles:

"RUN B*TCH, RUUUUUUUUNNNN!!!" https://youtu.be/ySJ1Z5o8y5w

"You Serious?": https://youtu.be/lhckuhUxcgA