Honestly_Just_Tired

If you're reading these conversations from a year ago, no you aren't.

Honestly_Just_Tired

So, scrolling around the horrifying territory of Homestuck smut, I'm being brought back to my middle school years when I didn't read these stories ironically. I'm being reminded of things I'd wished I didn't need to be reminded of. Such as T.W for just really gross stuff.
          Kankri and Karkat's d1ck2 tasting like candy...
          Octopus tentacle d1ck2 that is the color of whatever a troll's blood color is.
          This strange d1ck having a mind of its own.
           C*m being the color of whatever a troll's blood color is. 
          All that gross stuff. Honestly, I'm not fazed anymore and it doesn't really bother me, I just always find it funny of widely out of character Kankri always is in these stories

Honestly_Just_Tired

Kankri in ever lemon fanfiction: I h9ve vowed my life to celib9cy. I sh9ll never ing9ged in red rom9ntic, sexu9l 9cts.
            Cronus: Hi.
            Kankri: ...Well, I suppose there c9n 9lw9ys be 9n exception to rule.
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Someone tell me why in the ever-loving fuck why there are so many Homestuck sexcanon stories on Wattpad. Like, in the nine circles of hell? Why are sexcanons even a thing? I-what? Why? I NEED TO KNOW! Anyways, my new favourite thing to do is read awful smut while listening to Elevatorstuck on loop, takes some of the pain away and also gives me so good commentary on my emotions the entire time I'm reading said terrible smut.

Honestly_Just_Tired

I just realized something. I'm what happens if you stuck, Dave Strider, Meenah, Karkat, and Sollux in a room and had them fuse. Like that's my personality pretty much. I'm an a22hole but at least I'm not a boring a22hole.

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This also means there is nothing I hate more in this world than showing emotions.
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