NED FLANDERS

Mr. Flanders! 

Now I don't know what it is with all the young folks speaking the devil's words. 

Dude, what do you do when a bunch of teens are eating weed cupcakes and running around naked and won't even fold their clothes?
          

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS MMHM

Is it bad I smoke pot?

Now if that ain't the most ding-dong-diddly plan I've ever heard! 

@Http-Lonely 
          *gasps again, clutching bible to chest* Oh dear Lord, save me! *falls to the ground; fainted*
          
          ( pew pew ! ) 

@Http-Lonely 
          *gasps* Lord lunala?? What's this Holy Ghost got that Jesus don't got??

@Http-Lonely 
          Heheh, well it ain't nothing but the Lord himself, smothered in a rich, smooth leathery fabric with pure paper! 

@b-billyy 
          ( ALWAYS )