Sometimes I think to myself: Why am I here on this planet? Is there any purpose to this strenuous existence of mine? And then I remember, I am here on this floating rock to do one thing and one thing only:
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How would you feel to go to the toilet and suddenly, you feel your insides being stroked by beauty?
