🌸Paige🌸

She/her
Libra
Minor
BLM 
ACAB

Simping for a lot  of people😩🖤


☺︎︎ 𝙼𝚈 𝙵𝙰𝚅𝙾𝚁𝙸𝚃𝙴 𝚀𝚄𝙾𝚃𝙴𝚂 ☺︎︎

"I'm ugly and I'm proud."

"I wasn't taking little mental Polaroids the entire time man! I was under Duress, okay."

"What the hell are you doing down there man? I'm dying!"

"I'm drunk, I'm uncomfortable and I just saw a tampon on the ground."

"Hi I'm Tate. I'm dead wanna hook up?"

"Identity theft is not a joke Jim."

"You have a jawline for days."

"I don't hate you I'm just not necessarily excited about your existence."

"Housekeeping!"

"I feel like a freakin soccer mom."

"I'm dead dear. Not stupid."

"Welcome to the loser club asshole!"

"John B, give me that John D already."

"I'm above the law. Beyond the law. I am the law!"

"Where are all the towels and little soaps?"

"It's Britney Bitch!"

"Wait, can only virgins see this stuff? Is that why I'm not seeing any of this shit?"