I'm 100% Canadian, and 0% Groot. That's okay though. I write crappy stories about not so crappy things, like movies and video games. If you like people with many brain cells and little logic, I am the man for you. #teamcanada, #grootgang, #stopwiththedamnhashtags, #fine, #thanks, #urmom, #ineedfriends, #nofilter
I have no schedule! Don't rush me or I will most likely kill you in your sleep. Probably. Don't make me!
Wanna play some games with me? WARNING: I am an absolute moron (Hard to believe, I know). Steam: MLGLJM, Xbox Live- MLGLJM
Email meh! mlgljm01@gmail.com
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Darkness of Damian
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I don't really have anything creative to write here. Just read the damn book. It'll be good. If I actually fi...
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