I'm just a kid.  A derpy kid.  A derpy kid with mentally unstable friends.  One is a sacrifice to the gods, one believes he is a rhino (or other large animals), and one is a prostitute (Here's to you Zach).  
       I'm from Canada, loyal to only humor, N. Tesla, Matthew Inmann and Nick Cage (eat your heart out Logan).  I can be easily swayed with food.  I like food.  I really like food.  Let me elaborate in many paragraphs why I like food.  You can  leave now.  Maybe go get some food for yourself.  Or, you could get some for me.  I'd like that.  I'll keep asking until I hit the character limit; or break the third wall.  I'd go get food myself if I wasn't so hungry.  Come here kitty.  I must absorb your life energys.   (Flurry of fur and mewling)  Come to me now, food.  I must haves my precious.