I enjoy long walks on the beach and cinnamon scented candles....

Okay, but for real. Why is everyone's first thought when introducing themselves in "I enjoy long walks on the beach."? Beaches are actually disgusting. Sand. Sand everywhere. Sand on everything. Sand in food. Sand inbetween toes. Sand inbetween the unspeakable parts only meant for your significant other. 

wHY THE BEACH??

Now, that we have that out of the way...

I enjoy One Direction and Harry Potter. I'm vegan, mostly plant based. I believe in equality for all sentient beings. I hate the taste of vegan hot dogs so much. They are disgusting. 

I only write when I get bored and I don't get bored often. My writing is often something I thought of while attempting to sleep one night and isn't good. I also write when I'm terribly angry. So be prepared.

I am a realist and I don't try to sugar coat things. I strive to tell things as they are.  Any offensive things I say I don't mean them to be offensive. I have this thing about me that doesn't allow me to think before I speak. In some ways this is good. In most it is not.

Now that we have the basics down, welcome to my domain. I'll try to be hospitable.