Some kid at school tried to roast me and it went something like;
Him: “you look like a used tampon.”
Me: “well period blood has an aesthetic, I’m sure d*cks don’t.”
Him: “fvck you!!”
Me: “fvck me yourself if you’re not scared.”
(My friend behind me bursts out laughing.)
Him: “I hate you.”
Me: “you can shut up now.”
(I try to leave.)
Him: “make me shut up, woman!”
Me: “you callin’ me woman as if you’re in the 50s and you’re tryna call your housewife.”
Him: “shut up.”
Me (mocking him): “mAkE mE”
Him: (leaves)
So yeah today was a good day
