Hello all. Like many of you, I saw how literacy and literature were on the rise in modern society and thought, "Hey, I bet being a writer will allow me to get rich and famous really quickly!" so here I am. I expect that by the first time I am published, I'll be living in a solid gold mansion with butlers for my butlers. If any of you would like to trade recipes for caviar-flavored escargot, I'm all ears.

I've written a really cool novel that's about to drop on October 5th. It's called Otto Von Trapezoid and the Empress of Thieves. You should look for it on the internet and perhaps even your finest booksellers. Details to follow, and some exciting supplemental material will surface on here in the near future.