Date Did What?

So this single thing lasted for about three years where I just wanted to be by myself and was in no rush to be in another relationship. Until, one morning I woke up and exclaimed to the Universe, "I'm ready to be in love again. Bring it on!"
	
Well, all hell broke loose and it started raining men. 

All I can say is, I should have been more specific.
	
And so it began.
 
	This is the story of my Johns. Not those kind of Johns. C'mon now, give me some credit. It's my story of the weird, perilous and sometimes hilarious world of dating after the age of thirty. If you're under thirty, don't you worry. You'll still learn plenty on this read. I've gone through these experiences so you don't have to. 
	
You're welcome.
	
Now, as I mentioned, I'm naming them all John and assigning them a number. Did you really think that I could have remembered all of their names? Not likely.
	
Buckle up.