If any of you saw the YouTube series "Llamas with Hats" then you'll understand why I said this reference.
So my dad was yelling at me for something and then he said," What the hell made you think that any of this was ok?!" It was too easy. I looked him dead in the eyes. Stared at him intensely and said," probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence."
He started screaming and yelling at me and then he said that I had to go to church once I move over to Vegas.
I feel so damn proud. I couldn't be happier and I laughed.
My butt still hurts though.
Bring me some ice.