Hi, I'm Maria, dinosaur Potterhead, neurospicy (ADHD and autism and high abilities, oh my!) and wiith a crush on Remus Lupin that ruined real men for me. Oh, bugger. At least I'm Trendy now, call me a <b>Yumeshipper</b>😎

I originally write my fics it in Portuguese (my mother language) and later translated it into English, so some phrasing may sound a little unusual at times... So... sorry about that!

I still can't for the life of me figure out how on earth you lot use punctuation before quotation marks. In Portuguese we just plant a dash there and call it a day. On the rare occasion we bother with quotation marks, we'd never dream of ending with a comma... but you seem to use them a lot and I don't know where to place them!!😭 Send help!

I started writing self-insert Remus fics in class back in 2005. But then Remadora happened and I was like: "Now what? My ship was just sunk by a character who is literally me if I weren't a scaredy cat."

20 years later, I'm back, older, weirder, still shipping myself with a kind gentleman who happens go grow fur every full moon.

<b>Friendly advise: </b>Don't read my fics if you're looking for non-canon ships other than Remus/OC, teenage drama, smut, AUs, too much angst and tragedy, popular headcanons, humongous chapters or any other trend.

They're mostly romance stories with some humour, extremely canon friendly (even when they're not canon compliant) and written with heart of someone who was a huge Potterhead back when the books came out (especially the third and the fifth ones) and still writes based on canon.