Hah! You are on my profile page! I have you trapped!

Anyways... since you're here... read my new story! It's called past-tense and I think it's really good :)

 Yes, I am that creepy monster that lives under your bed, but I don't want blood, I want reads! Reads are great for feedback, so I can be improving my stories ALL THE TIME!

Follow for follow! And if you have any stories you would like me to read, please tell me, because I am always dying for more reading material.

Also, go follow my best friend forever, @ImaGoDieInADitch . She helped my write our first book; Adapting and Conquering. 

My hobbies include: texting people fanfictions instead of song-lyrics, inventing new words, eating (constantly eating!), making stupid promises (for example, today I promised someone my virginity in exchange for a cookie...It wasn't even a good cookie, but food is food), and ruining every slightly-thriving relationship and friendship with the remainder of my friends...

I have another account on Fanfiction.Net called DinosaurChickenNuggets and I have the beginnings of a story, but definitely check it out.