Kaitou

Thanks for reading my Harry Potter book^^

Alright, who spilled it?
          
          I know for a fact that Followers don't just randomly follow me!
          
          Was it...
          
          Did one of you guys find it and spread it?...
          
          No...
          
          I've hidden it!
          
          Impossible!
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          Nah jk-
          
          Ok so-
          
          Recently one of my followers (You know who you are) spilled the tea on one of my reading lists...
          
          You see from 2-3 years that I have been on Wattpad...
          
          I have gathered all the Smuttiest and Kinkiest sh*ts you could find into one Reading List!
          
          And all though 99% of them are either "x Male Reader" or "x Seme Male Readers" there's this 1% of "x Female Readers" though 1 out of the 2 is a Dom...
          
          The bad thing is the Dom Reader is one of the kinkiest ones of them all, and it's not even an Anime x Reader one...
          
          So yes.
          
          I've sinned!
          
          Oh God have mercy!jk jk jk jk 
          
          Anyways, for all my Degenerant Follows, since I don't have any books to celebrate my 200 Follower goal, I shall uncover where my Secret Smut/Lemon Reading List is!
          
          Well-
          
          It ain't that much of a secret-
          
          If any of you were to scroll down at the very bottom of my Reading List 
          
          You will see all the Smut/Lemon books I've read and/or liked over the years!
          
          Happy 200 Followers my Children!
          
          Oh! And if any of you were to read some of them! 
          
          Comment "Kaitou216 Send Me to Raid your Book for them Smex!"
          
          I just wanna see how weirded out and/or confused the Authors will get!
          
          I also wanna get some confused Authors wanting to know why I've sent my Children to them!
          
          So if y'all have time can you do this one salad for me? I'd most appreciate it!
          
          Anyways Happy 200 Followers!
          
          I swear to God and Satan if someone unfollows me again I'm gonna be pissed cuss I've already uncovered my Secret Reading List!
          
          Please just don't follow me if you're going to unfollow you're giving me false hope!

Ok, hold the phone! Why did I lose 2 followers in the span of my going offline for 1 week!? 
          
          Y'all we "just" hit 200 now I gotta wait for 2 more to follow me, just to hit 200 again! 
          
          Y'all I just went away for 1 week I ain't about to go away forever! So don't y'all go ahead and leave me! 
          
          Also, I did notice that half the time I get followers because my d@mn reading list is so varied from Anime, Drama, Movies, Books, and other things, that people just follow me so they could read the books I've added to my Reading List!
          
          If y'all want to follow me cuss of my varied reading list that would be amazing!
          
          For this year, since my birthday is coming this September I'm trying to read a different Book this time, since I've been reading mostly Anime I'm going to try reading some other books!
          
          So if you guys see a sudden surge of different types of books on my reading list it's because of me reading something new!
          
          
          
          
          
          Anyways let's try and get to 200 again!
          And Remember!
          
          **Stay Sexy, Stay Safe**

I have now reached 200 Followers without even posting a single book, and it's all thanks to my reading, and commenting on so many gods dang books, that people think it was funny, or some other sh*ts.
          
          I don't know how to celebrate this cuss I can't do what most authors do like, make a special chapter for their books, or thank them in the books personally.
          
          For now, since I don't know what to do with these followers, and I'm too lazy to create a book-
          
          (Even though I've created so many short stories in other Author's Books)
          
          I'll just call every single one of my Followers my Children since I can't have one in real life, and yes I will call you my child even if you are older than me, if anyone of you is uncomfortable with that please tell me, and I will refer to you as my Best Mate/Friend rather than referring to you as my child.
          
          Honestly, time moves so fast, I remember when I started this Acc. I just wanted to read books, but now I've had more conversations, and laughter than in real life.
          
          I also remember the time when I reached 100 followers without a book, and I kept on asking myself if it was wrong of me to have them since I've seen Authors with 10 or 5 followers with such amazing books that I feel like I've cheated in some way in Wattpad.
          
          Thank you for 200 Followers with even a single Book to my name!
          
          That's all from your unofficial Father - Katou
          
          "Stay Sexy, Stay Safe"

Y’all we literally only need 1 more follower and I’ve riches 200 without even having to post 1 single book/story!!!!

"Technoblade never dies"
          
          HaHaHa... How ironic, isn't it? He said he would never die... He said he was fine... But he wasn't... 
          
          He f*cking died, And I didn't even know it.
          I just now saw the video.
          I only just found out about it right this second as I'm writing this on my cellphone.
          
          God, why does it make me so guilty? ? It wasn't me who killed him right? That shitty cancer did.
          
          I feel like such a horrible person for not knowing that the person who pulled me out of the dark times with their amazing videos was now gone.
          I mean anyone would feel horrible if the who helped the without knowing it suddenly vanished from the face of the earth. 
          
          Techno's videos would always cheer me up... He would always make me laugh when I wanted to cry... 
          
          I'm so ashamed that I didn't realize he was in so much pain making those amazing videos... 
          But how could I? How could anyone realize he was on the brink of death when he was so positive.
          
          He was so good at fooling me... Fooling his fans into thinking that he's fine... Into thinking that nothing is fucking wrong. 
          
          What a bunch of bullshit...
          
          I  know that mopping around and blaming myself would do shit. It wouldn't bring him back. 
          
          If you're ever feeling sad with Techno being gone. Don't. Since it's not your fault. I know for a fact that Techno would want his fans to be sad.
          He wants all of us to be happy. 
          That's why he didn't tell us he had cancer. 
          Because he wanted us to be happy and not worry about him... 
          
          So if anyone is reading this right now. 
          I know I'm just ranting but I want you, whoever you are to not be sad about Techno's death.
          Rather smile, think that he's in a better place now. 
          
          He's resting easy to know that he has affected so many people's lives with his videos.
          He's now free. He's not feeling any more pain... 
          He's happy to know that every single one of his fans cares so much for him...
          
          - The one that you helped without knowing it Kaitou L/N 
          
          We All Love You, Alex
          May You Rest
          And Find Your Internal Peace

'Stay sexy, stay safe.' You too

Warning Quick rant cuss I dont know were else to rant about this!
          
          
          
          
          
          Ok! So! Why does Wattpad have a Maximum amount of Reading List? Like? Hello? I need more than that cuss I'm literally in almost all fandoms! If ya'll would see in my "Kaitou's Reading List" I use those Reading List for the books I don't have a Respectable Reading List for! And i Maxed out all of them with 200 books each! Wattpad Please! Make us have more Reading List! I literally have like 5 books that arent in my Reading List cuss most of them either A. Have a complete Fandom dedicated to them OR B. Their full of other books! Like come on Wattpad, your literally one of the biggest apps used in the year 2020's could you just spare some time and make it so we could have unlimited Reading List??? 
          
          
          
          
          
          End of Rant! 
          Thank you for taking the time into reading this rant of mine!

Thanks for the add hope you enjoy!❤️

HI DAD!