Ketchup-Man-Sans

"I could go for a large BBQ Bacon Burger."
          	
          	"HELLER, NO."
          	
          	"Large order of fries."
          	
          	"NO!"
          	
          	"Orange soda with no ice."
          	
          	"NO!!!"
          	
          	"And a piece of hot apple pie!"
          	
          	"NOOOOOOO!!!!"
          	
          	https://youtu.be/dvkDs8JoFdo?si=14c_Wa3KkdOjeC29

Combatmoster44

@Ketchup-Man-Sans 
          	  
          	  
          	  " Mister, I don't think I like your attitude."
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Ketchup-Man-Sans

@Combatmoster44 Discovered this version on the Prototype subreddit cause someone shared it then I realized what it was and wondered why it barely had an upvotes in the sub despite it being a gem.
          	  
          	  "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
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Ketchup-Man-Sans

"I could go for a large BBQ Bacon Burger."
          
          "HELLER, NO."
          
          "Large order of fries."
          
          "NO!"
          
          "Orange soda with no ice."
          
          "NO!!!"
          
          "And a piece of hot apple pie!"
          
          "NOOOOOOO!!!!"
          
          https://youtu.be/dvkDs8JoFdo?si=14c_Wa3KkdOjeC29

Combatmoster44

@Ketchup-Man-Sans 
            
            
            " Mister, I don't think I like your attitude."
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Ketchup-Man-Sans

@Combatmoster44 Discovered this version on the Prototype subreddit cause someone shared it then I realized what it was and wondered why it barely had an upvotes in the sub despite it being a gem.
            
            "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
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Ketchup-Man-Sans

Dawg what do you mean it’s my birthday already? You mean to tell me it’s been a whole YEAR, what the hell happened to time??? Anyways ig I’m now 19, so that’s cool, can’t wait for my twenties to fly by just as quick.

Ketchup-Man-Sans

@Combatmoster44 Don’t say that, next thing I know I’ll be balding
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Combatmoster44

@Ketchup-Man-Sans 
            
            How does it feel ketchup man? Becoming an old man?
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Ketchup-Man-Sans

*looks at book catalogue and ideas all covered in dust*
          
          …I should probably do something with that
          
          Will I? Ehhh…probably not, not yet at least but hey, at least I’m not dead! Just not "alive" in the updating sense either.

Ketchup-Man-Sans

@Bananaking839 Call me Schrödinger’s Writer 
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Bananaking839

You’re both alive and dead until proven otherwise
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-_TheSun_And_Moon_-

The pfp and background is spookyyy

Ketchup-Man-Sans

@-_TheSun_And_Moon_- *WELCOME TO LA JUPO’S TUNNEL OF DOOM…OR WELL ME’S, EITHER WAY THANK YOU AND ACTUALLY LET ME DO SOMETHING
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