King_yaoi_senpai

Not me reading your bio and immediately gravitating towards you(. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)

Dude I love your bio xD

If yall are the King and God of Yaoi then I'm the Pride Unicorn of Yaoi ( ͡° ᴥ ͡°)

@Miym_Uzumaki is this where youve been all these years?

@Miym_Uzumaki Dad?

What dat XD

@Miym_Uzumaki kami?

So uhm my brother Matt and his husband Rian were at there honey moon right... So it was just me and Brandon... Alone. The whole house to ourselves... I woke up... And... We where both... In the nude... And my back hurt... I deeply apologize for not recording it for you all to see... Maybe next time... 

They call me the yaoi king,
          You don't deserve my ding a ling,
          Oh ya like that burn I hope it stings,
          
          I won't buy you a wedding ring,
          Cause I'm the uke that ain't my thing,
          If you've got pride let me hear you sing,
          
          Don't say it's not okay,
          Just cause we say that we're gay,
          You'll  except it one of these days,
          
          To haters we give rage,
          To lovers we give sage (alcohol)
          Tis  the new age
          
          A shitty ass poem by:
          Me and my brother Matt