R: so you’re eren and you’re…. Woah who’s this babe your with jeager?
E: that’s Armin, and he’s not a girl
R: hey there Armeen, so what do you like to do
A: I like to read!
R: uh, ok. Why
A: because books teach me useful things!
R: like what
A: I’m glad you asked, I’ve got many examples, for instance, did you know that if you electrocute someone while holding them under water, it’ll leave no burn marks in the body
R: no..
A: you do now! And that’s the power of knowledge
R: so like, you wanna take a bath, together
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A: can I bring an industrial strength toaster?..