KumoriRyu

Also…
          WILL WATTPAD STOP RECOMMENDING ME SO MANY STORIED WITH HALF NAKED PEOPLE ON THE COVER??? I DON’T WANNA READ THE MOST PAINFULLY HETERO LOVE STORIES OF ALL TIME.

I agonize over the amount of worlds I’ve created in my mind that will waste away because I can’t write for crap.

Have you ever read/watched a really old or obscure book/show and then looked for fanfics of them, but then found little to nothing? Then you’re compelled to make your own, but you’re too lazy to write a whole book, so you drown in the sadness of having barely any content? That ever happened?

Mmm don’t you love it when you can solve conflict by acting like civilized human beings. When a couple of internet people can do what politicians can’t. What a world.

Would very much appreciate it if the bestsellers and paid stories recommended to me didn’t have covers of people kissing and shirtless guys. I need that in my life almost less than I needed the knowledge of whole canned chicken. I’m looking at you @yourmiddletoes -_-

Having recently learned that whole canned chickens are an actual thing, I’d like to say two things.
          
          1. Who in the fresh hell looked at a chicken carcass and though, ‘fuck yeah let’s shove that baby in a can’??
          
          2. Would anyone else like to eject themselves to Mars with me?

I wanna meet the characters from Lookism so bad. Like, being friends with Vasco and the rest of the Burn Knuckles would be pretty damn fun. And I’d get to meet Mary Kim too <3 I wanna see her yeet a mofo

Mkay, so like, my brain pulled a usual my brain thing, so I’ll be unpublishing my Batman book so I can make it twistier and just all around better. So uh, if you actually read that, then one, oof I’m so sorry for the cringe, and two I don’t even remember at this point. So um yeah...
          
          TLDR: Unpublished the Batman fanfic book to make it less cringe.

Thanks to @yourmiddletoes I have a picture of Putin x Obama kabedon in my camera roll that I may or may not have edited...
          
          Is this a good thing? That’s a top 10 question scientists will never be able to answer.

Me: *Trying to have some semblance of aesthetic*
          
          Capitalization: Are you sure about that? 
          ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
          
          Side note - when I said capitalization, autocorrect tried to yeet it into capitalism and I mean like, both fit...