Alduin: Fun zu'u do daar fin!?
Amercia: Wow, It's a f**king dragon! so it's true! They are real!
Alduin: (Turns to dovahkiin, Baffled,) Tell me, Dovahkiin, What is this vile striped creature that is following you..
Dovahkiin: He's a countryhuman, Of course. I summoned him from my fanfiction scrolls!
Alduin: What is that?
Dovahkiin: Allow me to explain and show you, Dragon.
(3 Hours Later.)
Alduin: This.. 'Fanfiction' you call it. It is more powerful than the nine divines and the first dovahkiin! Where can I harness the magic of Ussr x Third Reich? I must know!
Dovahkiin: Sadly, The yaoi is usually too strong for even Gods to handle.. It was sealed away carefully during the creation of it, The creator of it feared that people would turn against people who uses this technique.. But some managed and stolen a 1/1000th fraction of it.
Alduin: And?
Dovahkiin: Even with a fraction, It would kill a god/goddess, With the full power everything would turn to nothing and the actual nothingness would be nonexistent an- What are you doing! Joor zah mul!
Alduin: Pathetic, That won't work on me. I thank you for teaching me rusame to create a shield of gayness.
(Flies away.)
Why did I write this.