Levirne|22|Scotland|日本語の学生|Français & Español & Italiano & Català OK!

I rarely check this account! I try to come on at least twice a year though!

Since I've missed a few people asking for permission: ART OF TMO IS HUGELY APPRECIATED! Please PM it to me so it doesn't get lost in my absence, and I'll see it eventually!

You think aerobics is not a cool sport? I think you are wrong. It requires amazing discipline - flexibility, fitness, knowledge. And you have to do it with a big smile on your face. Also, I once performed in front of 10,000 screaming women. I tell you something, I'd rather do that than kick a ball around in front of a few men.

Put this on your profile if you're AN ＩＲＲＥＳＩＳＴＩＬＢＹ　ＴＡＳＴＹ BLEND of oats and CRUNCHY NUTS, flavoured with honey which create a UNIQUE ＣＲＵＮＣＨＹ　ＮＵＴ　EXPERIENCE - I bet 99% of you won't!

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Turn Me On:

Book cover, chapter 8 and joke chapter by @penismusics

(Spanish translation has been deleted - feel free to translate it yourself, just credit me in the description and send me the link!)

Turn Me Off:

Cancelled, but still available to read.

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Profile updated 04/04/2024