welcome to the city morgue! i'm [REDACTED] and I'll be your mortician today!

i'm just your average awkward human that has no idea what is happening with their life hahaha help

i refuse to part with such things as:

- that good emo shit
- that great gay shit
- undertale
- manga
- "classic" literature idk why
- 70s music
- too many tv shows

i apologize for the lack of updates i'm too self conscious to update consistently

tbh i spend more time writing awful mettaton fan fiction than i do my actual stories

if y'all need a safe space i'm chill with anything as long as you're a somewhat decent person

account for more mettaton content: @averageteenagemess

don't mess with these people unless you want to be slapped with LA CHANCLA

@oliveoilboy (my always vexing cousin)

@frnkieroisacurse (my less vexing cousin in law)

                                     i married them uwu

@Starsco (the only one that tolerates me irl)

@Anaveragepsycho (an actual angel on earth)


k hope y'all enjoy your stay