Why helloooooooo there. Nice to meet you. What's your name? That's nice. No really :)
So, now we're introduced, I shall tell you a bit about my stories. I write in second person, hope you don't mind. I will, when I get around to it, have a wide variety of stories to share with you.
I hope you stay for the ride.

Just a few facts for you about me:
> I like biscuits. A lot.
> I have a lot of ideas but can't write...
> 
> I acquire books quicker than I read them.
> I have two cats. They like killing each other.
> I am not a genius at writing, but I love doing it.

Thank you for joining me for a couple of minutes, NOW GO READ ONE OF MY BOOKS! GO!
And by the way, I am also partial to donuts.
Enjoy :D