Hi people reading my amazing bio! I know right it is amazing and I didn't even start. Did you steal my Oreos?
"It's cute how they sell family pack of Oreos thinking we will share with our family"
I will not share an Oreo with you, I repeat I WILL NOT SHARE MY OREOS WITH YOU!!!! Mine
My fav song are Guillotine by Jon Bellion, Luxury also by Jon Bellion, Car Radio by Twenty One Pilots, Maybe IDK by Jon Bellion, iRobot by Jon Bellion, Rap God by Eminem, Alone by Marshmellow and He Is The Same by Jon Bellion.
I play soccer, basketball and volleyball.
I hate makeup and nail polish. Try putting some on me and I seriously will bite you're head off.
No Joke!
My books aren't good but they're decent.
My mom always told me that if you believe in yourself you won't have to worry if other people don't.
Sorry for the sappy moment.
I'm bad and that's good I will never be good and that's not bad I will always be me ~ Wreck It Ralph
I know a quote from every Disney Movie every made.
The girl you just called fat? She is over dosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying of cancer.
I am so against bullying! Thanks for reading my bio!
- JoinedAugust 7, 2016
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Stories by Lowkey_Naomi
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