L u k e !

Jackie wuz here lmao wtf is thissss? *Cringe*

THANK YOU FOR ADDING MY STORY TO YOUR READING LIST I REALLY APPRECIATE IT X3333

who is else cried themselves to sleep yesterday? :)

Hit the Champaign Pop then hit the Pearl, honey. YES!

If my dick was a salad,
          
          It would be a caesar salad.

Ugh this is some gay ass bullshit!?!

"What in the fresh titty is in that whole?" -Gas station Clerk

im only slightly turned on

And another one bites the dust! <3

My syndrome might be down but my hopes are up!