Swagmaster4209

If you guys thought my Cave Explorer vagina joke was bad WAIT TILL YOU HEAR THIS!!!
          
          *Craziest hear me out's but you can't say,"No" because they're legal*
          
          1:Panzy from DB Daima.She's 82 years old so she got the Granny Seiko experience
          
          2:Monster Girl From Invincible.Call me Epstein because.....well the jokes already there.
          
          3:Mai from DBSuper......the Timeline where Trunks is ALSO a child.SHE'S LIKE 37 YEARS OLDER IN THAT TIMELINE!!!
          
          ......Honestly I thought I had more......
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          4:BEATRICE FROM RE:ZERO!!!SHE GOT THE 400 YEAR OLD TITS!!OH YEAAAAAH!!!
          
          Looks like 2025 is the year I get out of pocket huh?
          

Heya... been a while huh? ...... you know, they say with time all wounds heal....but personally... the wound you've given me... just continues to reopen.... and the infection ages like milk.... so buddy, pal, friend, do me a solid.... AND UPLOAD SOMETHING *cries like bitch cause I don't wanna be patient*  https://youtu.be/FnW5lkk8SOQ?si=J9xkqf34eJbpbD_u - inconsiderate readers
          
          Lol, but seriously tho, how ya doing?

So....so let me get this straight....*Bends a paperclip straight*Ok there we go.

Have you thought of doing another kill la kill book like you did on your last account? 

So I couldn't wait anymore and I bought Sonic 3 on YouTube and let me just say I....mayyyyyy have covered my room in fluids because of how Peak it was......

So somebody asked me what I thought about an anime called Happy sugar life because they recently seen it.
          
          ........I hate it.For those that don't know the core concept of Happy sugar life is that there's a girl named Satou who's in l9ve with another girl.Like DEEPLY in love.Litarally Yandere style love.What's the problem with that?
          
          THAT LITTLE GIRL IS A LOLI!!THE GIRL HAS AN OLDER BROTHER!!!And there is people that will defend this anime and say that,"Oh it's a beautiful love story you just don't get it."And I mean I guess that's a valid point BUT THE POINT IN NEGATED WHEN THERE'S A CHILD!!!
          
          AND NOT ONLY THAT  AT THE END OF THE ANIME THE CHILD WANTS TO DIE WITH SATOU JUST SO SHE COULD STAY HAPPY WITH HER!!!
          
          I would be ok with all of this if Happy Sugar Life was more like a slice of life comedy.Like,"Wataten;An angel flew down to me" because it's not supposed to be serious.HAPPY SUGAR LIFE TAKES THE LOVE PLOT VERY SERIOUSLY AND I HATE IT!!!It's so wrong and  so pedoey.I know there's worse anime than Happy Sugar Life  with the same concept but I haven't seen those yet!!I REALLY,REALLY,REALLY HATE HAPPY SUGAR LIFE!!!

MEME:That's your man?*Shows a picture of Y/n ugly sneezing on a baby*
          
          Charlie:Yes.
          
          MEME:Look at these screen.....
          
          Charlie:.....*Blushes*That's mine.And I'm gonna stick beside him.
          
          MEME:This is what you're gonna settle for?*Shows another picture of Y/n getting roasted by 14 year olds*
          
          Charlie:I'm gonna stick beside him.
          
          MEME:.......
          
          

Convince me why I shouldn't become President.
          (It's opposite day)

Belle:I don't get it Y/n!Why can't I be based?!
          
          Billy:First of all based don't ask why they can't be based.
          
          Y/n:Second of all most women aren't based.
          
          Belle:But you say that Qingyi's based!
          
          Y/n:Because she is.She fought a bunch of things with old people!
          
          Billy:Yeah they were steppin on her turf.
          
          Y/n:Look Belle I'm feeling generous.If you can guess a guys love language I'll claim you as a based woman.
          
          Billy:Which will huge for your social media page.
          
          Belle:Easy.Sexually harassing your other guy friends.
          
          Y/n:Wrong.
          
          Belle:What?!?
          
          Billy:That's our,"Sexual" love language.
          
          Y/n:No that's just you Billy.Qingyi?
          
          Qingyi:Look at you rotting humans."Oh no my dad died."Just charge your dad-Ooohhhh wait!He can't because his neurons fried up.Womp womp.Kill yourself.
          
          Belle:...........
          
          Y/n:THAT'S why Qingyi's based.
          
          Qingyi:Thick thighs saves lives.

My dumbass didn’t notice it before, Bruce Lee, Rock lee, similar drunken fighting style…both use straight hands…