Whoreo McUnicorn

I go to people's profiles and they say:
          
          The profile pic is me!
          and then they are so pretty
          
          Then I look in the mirror and I'm like oh shit...
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          IM TOO FAB FOR DESE BITTTCCCHEEESS 
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          >) )
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Will you read my story? It will be a big help to me. Spread it to everyone you know too! Thank you so much!
          
          http://www.wattpad.com/73542644-bad-boy%27s-game-copyrights-%C2%A9?d=ud

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