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i don't trust people who like cheese and onion sandwiches.
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i brainwashed my parents into believing that i don't want an butch between my legs yall
Malibu_Barbie_
arguing with maga boomers is so fun
Ilovediamonds-4
@Malibu_Barbie_ Frfr like if ur gonna support a moldy orange then ur clearly fun to argue
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im so getting back into rollerskating i want to feel like alysa liu
DeadForDiAngelo
@Malibu_Barbie_ i feel like if I tried it now i would be good but when I was younger I was so bad at it
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does anyone ever feel the need to wash their bones
Malibu_Barbie_
i hate getting dragged to church who wants to spend their sunday listening to an grandpa blabber about how he would sacrfice his wife and kids for jesus
hawthorneliu1018
@Malibu_Barbie_ i have to go to church sunday even tho im not even religious anymoreeee
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not being an misandrist is so fucking hard but i do it anyways
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how'd i hit 300,000 views on pintrest but no one clicks on my shit
FluorescentShark
@Malibu_Barbie_ real but in my book if nobody comments on it nobody has seen it maybe im just crazy
Malibu_Barbie_
today i learned my waist biologically cant get smaller than 26 inches its all over
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I just realized today is presidents day im not gonna celebrate nothing. trump already sucks his own dick enough why do we have to do it for him?