I'm weird. A freak of nature some like to say. I was birthed. Then I became Satan as my mom calls it. 

My favorite color is yellow
I love to sing
I'm 13 going on 30 
I also enjoy long walks on the beach with my bae...that is until the LSD wears off and I realize I've been carrying a stolen manikin around the Walmart parking lot for the past 3 hours. 
If you know where that's from I love you forever.