I'm not a very good writer but I love to do it so I dont care if people think i suck XD cause i know i need work. 
anyways i am the absolute ruler of all things flavorful and bad for you, i control an army of 20,000 chicken nuggets at my disposal. My general, Commander Pomegranate is in charge of them whenever i dont feel like it.....I have the BurgerKing Wizard by my side, with his wiz biz he's totally b%tchin' :P 

I have more serious stories i have written, such as Shooting Angels and Iustitia Omnes. I might post those later :)

Dont worry, I know I look intimidating but i wont bite, Im just a marshmallow (a perverted one)