Hi lol I write a lot of stuff that is funny to some people and very offensive to others and I sincerely hope you are one of the former. 
Don't vote on my stories of you don't want to because I don't even think they deserve votes myself.
Actually you know what just vote I'm a greedy person.
My fourth wall is literally two pieces of tracing paper held up with two jumbo pencils, so don't mind me if I accidentally stroll right through it. Just a gentle reminder.
I value my sanity a lot, at least what I have left of it. Most hermitcraft fanfictions don't actually think that way, so if you're new to Wattpad and you just found me, take my advice.
I'd also like to say, please follow me if you happen to chance upon my incredibly low-end stories. As mentioned before, I am a greedy person.
Also, I'm not going to say I understand anything about the philosophy of the human world. My stories are meant to be light-hearted and comedic and if they offend or insult you because of their absolute shallowness, I'm sorry. Take to my comments section to dump hate if you want, I'll take it as seriously as a cat takes catnip. Hey, did you know catnip makes cats high?
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