You say Twilight, I say Harry Potter
You say red and black , I say green and silver
You say Forks, I say Hogwarts
You say Edward and Bella, I say Ron and Hermione
You say Jacob Black, I say Regulus Black 
You say Volturi, I say Death Eaters
You say Go to Hell, I say, Go kiss a Dementor
You say football, I say Quidditch
You say Twilight is better than Harry Potter, I say You must not tell lies 
You say childhood, I say Harry Potter
You say depression, I say, The dementors must be near. Here have some chocolate.
You say school, I say Hogwarts
You say, I'm going to kill you! I yell, Avada Kedavra
You say life, I say Harry Potter
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Iᶠ ʸᵒᵘ'ᵛᵉ ᵉᵛᵉʳ ᵗᵃᵏᵉⁿ ᵃ ᵇˡᵃᵈᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵇᵉᵃᵘᵗᶦᶠᵘˡ ᵇᵒᵈʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘʳˢ, ˢᵏᶦᵖᵖᵉᵈ ᵃ ᵐᵉᵃˡ ᵃᵗ ˡᵉᵃˢᵗ ᵒⁿᶜᵉ ᵒⁿ ᵖᵘʳᵖᵒˢᵉ, ᶜʳᶦᵉᵈ ʸᵒᵘʳˢᵉˡᶠ ᵗᵒ ˢˡᵉᵉᵖ ᵇᵉᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ʸᵒᵘ 'ʷᵉʳᵉⁿ'ᵗ ᵍᵒᵒᵈ ᵉⁿᵒᵘᵍʰ,' ᵗʳᶦᵉᵈ ᵃⁿʸ ᶠᵒʳᵐ ᵒᶠ ˢᵉˡᶠ ʰᵃʳᵐ, ᵗʰᵒᵘᵍʰᵗ ᵒᶠ ᵒʳ ᵃᵗᵗᵉᵐᵖᵗᵉᵈ ᵗᵒ ᵗᵃᵏᵉ ʸᵒᵘʳ ˡᶦᶠᵉ, ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᵗᵒ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵖʳᵒᶠᶦˡᵉ. ᴸᵉᵗ'ˢ ˢᵉᵉ ʰᵒʷ ᵐᵃⁿʸ ᵒᶠ ᵘˢ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ ᵃʳᵉ